And You Thought Kerik Was Unqualified . . .
Now, meet Michael Chertoff, Bush's pick to head the Homeland Security Department. Actually, in fairness, Chertoff is actually a little more qualified than Kerik was, though that is obviously not saying much since Kerik -- after dropping out as Bush's pick -- has had trouble finding jobs at several fast food restaurants, most notably Arby's, home of one of Bernie Kerik's favorites: The Big Montana. I sure wish Kerry would have won so we could have Gary Hart as our Secretary of Homeland Security right now. Life sometimes sucks.